Because I have absolutely no attention span for threads tonight apparently, I haven't gotten around to distributing midboss powers IC. I will do my best to get to everyone, HOWEVER! In the very likely case that I don't, I have taken the liberty of posting everyone's respective midboss powers here for your reference.

Russel - the power to make his enemies hover up to eight inches off the ground, and then drop them suddenly.

Mascots - velcro on their heads so they can stick together. Also, laser pointers.

Mana - the power to turn any part of her body into stone. And by stone I mean that textured styrofoam stuff they use on crappy planters.

Seifer - covered in sentient potato bugs that he can control at will.

T-elos - anytime she is in combat, the Hamster Dance plays loudly and unstoppably.

Ladd - rocketboots!!!

Hidan - a dragon egg from that dragon egg site. It won't hatch until the end of the weekend.

Joker - projectile jellybeans.

Yuusuke - farts rainbows and kittens.

Jet - the power to see everyone naked. And the power to turn his penis invisible at will.

Goofy - if he manages to count to 100 uninterrupted, instant death for his enemy.

Bowser - the power to create and control pastries.

Ryan - the power to make his enemy relive their most painful memory in the form of a musical number.

Deadpool - a sentai transformation sequence that does nothing.

Onigiri - THE POWER TO LOOK LIKE SEPHIROTH AND/OR LANCE BASS AT WILL.

Jack - a direct psychic link to Ocelot's brain wherein he knows exactly when and what Ocelot is fantasizing about him. Cannot be turned off.

Toph - a cape. Its power will reveal itself when the time is right. (It does nothing.)

Replica - the power to duplicate himself, but none of the duplicates work as a team and they return to one body in ten minutes.

Lina & Gourry - Wonder Twin powers.

Itachi - No penalty for using the Sharingan, but it takes place in the world of Teletubbies.



Note: Contact us if this power does not work for you and we will think of something even dumber. If there's anyone I've missed, hit me up here!

Stop struggling, sempai~. This is for your own good.

A FEW THINGS TO NOTE:

1) The antibarrier! Canonly, this is a sort of cloaking device that lets the frogs wander around people without being seen. Since neither Kururu or Giroro really care about this, we probably won't be using it. However, if you'd like to hear frogvoices around you coming out of nowhere and possibly watching you fap, feel free.

2) Comic violence! Our canon is crack and slapstick comedy. If Giroro grenades you or Kururu rapes you with science, you are not only allowed but encouraged to have no lingering effects by your next thread. On that same note, please feel free to hold grudges and beat the hell out of them at every opportunity.

3) This is the first time this has really been an issue, buuuut all of Kururu's comments, unless otherwise noted, will be typed from his secret underground lab. How did he set this up? The world may never know.

Age: A lady never tells.
Height: 21.85 inches
Weight: 12.25 pounds
Medical Info: ... is ... an alien ... frog.
Blood Type: AB
Eyes: Constantly hidden behind glasses.
Hair: FROGS DON'T HAVE HAIR... except all those times with the wigs...
Physical traits: TINY YELLOW ALIEN FROG.
What's Okay To Mention Around Him/Her: Anything and everything. Our fourth wall has glory holes.
Abilities: Can invent and build absolutely anything (except a time machine), and super-fast. Is also sort of a medic, if only because no one else in the platoon has a clue. Is a genius at computers and can probably hack anything he wants to. Does "pissing you off constantly" count as an ability? Also, comes from a crack canon, so he has the ability to bend reality however is most suitable for entertainment value. Furthermore, he's Koyasu. That's totally an ability.
Notes for the Psychics: First and foremost you'll want to note the GIGANTIC EGO THAT COULD ECLIPSE THE SUN. And then the genius-level IQ. And then the fact that he's probably planning to drug you, use you as a test subject in some kind of horrible experiment, and steal your kidneys. In fact, he's already done it while you were poking around in his brain. Good luck finding a new kidney.
Can I shapeshift/bodyswap/spit at/step on/etc?: Feel free! But if it's something major you might want to poke me on IRC so I know what I'm in for. Also, please note that he will spend the rest of his stay in camp making you miserable. Moreso than usual.
Maim/Murder/Death: Again, ask, but if it's retarded, odds are I'll be super-excited about it. Just be aware that his revenge will be neither swift nor painless.
Cooking: You... probably don't want to put anything he gives you in your mouth.